What is the craziest thing you did or said to the opposite sex that somehow worked? I saw my friend bring a girl back from the bar last night and he used the most Pathetic lines EVER and it worked! I was dumbfounded. Meant to be funny, but if you have some smooth lines too feel free to throw them in here too.
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What ridiculous pick up line did somebody try using on you?
Hey babe if you wefree pick up linesre any sweeter i would put u on my cereal ;) ;)
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Did it hurt when u fell from heaven.
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Since i saw you its allot hotter in here ;) ;) ;)
Lol, I can't really think of any crazy pick up lines that have worked on me. But your picture of a dog is like the cutest puppy ever- one time I did stop to pet a dog that looked like that- owned by a cute guy. Anyway, he free pick up linesnamed the dog after a football player and it was a great conversation starter. :)
I said once, "HEY YOU LETS HAVE SEX YOU DAMN WHORE!" and we ended up in bed, and now we have 13 kids.
"Hey baby wanna play war? I lay on the ground and you blow the f*ck out of me."
Works all the time ;)
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in! Works everytime!
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